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Not too long ago I read about a councilman’s idea to pay people for reporting obscured license plates. The plates in plastic holders, the plates with leaves taped to them, the plates that are faded. Which makes them impossible to read on toll bridges and tunnels, costing the city $millions$.

My crazy business idea would expand on the idea. Somebody cut you off on the highway? Without signaling? Report em. Guy zooming down the shoulder? Get their plate. Car run a red light? Somebody park on the sidewalk? The bus stop? Turn em all in.

$100 a pop.

But wait. What about all of those scooters. That speed down the sidewalk. And go up one way streets the wrong way. Just notify the new traffic enforcement squad; they will swoop down, confiscate the bikes, sell them at auction and pay you for your trouble!

What a great world it would be. And with all the extra cash, I could afford to hand twenties instead of singles to those poor immigrant women you see these days. The women selling candy while their little kids sleep next to them on the street.

A lot of people would probably prefer ignoring them, but I think you have to have a heart. Plus, this is my crazy business idea..